Sean's Blog

Mar 10

Toyota: Moving Forward, But Not Fast Enough

I commute 80 miles a day to and from work, and I can tell you for a fact that most Toyota drivers (and most drivers of any vehicle, for that matter) struggle to find the gas pedal. And unfortunately, I’ve yet to be behind a Toyota exhibiting any of this unintended acceleration crap that’s constantly being talked about (“New at 11, your Toyota may kill you!”).

Kidding aside, every day I’m amazed at the incompetence of the American driver. I’m no world traveler, but it’s fairly common knowledge that it’s much more difficult to get a driver’s license in Europe because you actually have to know how to drive to get a license there. In America, we care about how many feet from a fire hydrant you can park, and what a big red octagonal sign means. But understeer or oversteer? Actually practicing controlling a skid, instead of just reading about it? Knowing that you can shift into neutral if your gas pedal magically finds itself glued to the floor? How about turning the car off when that happens? Americans seem to want a computer to do all of this for them, and that’s the problem. Machine intelligence is no substitute for a lack of the human variety, however scarce it may be in certain instances and situations.

Maybe Toyota really does have a problem, and maybe they don’t. Even if they do, it’s a secondary concern to how bad the typical American driver is. And guess which one is going to be addressed…

Mar 07

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Mar 04

No, it’s not a logical layout for a car (to preempt a certain comment bound to be made by Casey — strange timing there), but I’ll be damned if the slope nose isn’t a gorgeous car. I’m pretty sure I’d rather drive a 951-era 944 (or later, a 968), but looks wise, this has it beat.
If—well, when—you lose control of these earlier 911s, the general consensus seems to be that you’ll either crash or shit yourself. Perhaps both.

No, it’s not a logical layout for a car (to preempt a certain comment bound to be made by Casey — strange timing there), but I’ll be damned if the slope nose isn’t a gorgeous car. I’m pretty sure I’d rather drive a 951-era 944 (or later, a 968), but looks wise, this has it beat.

If—well, when—you lose control of these earlier 911s, the general consensus seems to be that you’ll either crash or shit yourself. Perhaps both.

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Feb 28

OS X Server Virtualized? Why? -

Does anyone actually use OS X Server in a capacity when they’d want to virtualize it? I’m not knocking OS X Server—I think it can be quite useful for small businesses without much in the way of IT expertise, actually. But most anything where virtualization comes into play involves scaling, and that almost always means Linux, Solaris, or maybe Windows. But certainly not OS X Server.

Feb 25

IT Darwinism -

If you claim to be a “hacker,” and you don’t understand what 127.0.0.1 is, this is what results. It’s almost too stupid to be true, but then again, what’s the saying? Genius has a limit, but stupidity has no such handicap?

Feb 20

Tiger Woods Announces Return To Sex -

Proving once again that The Onion is comedy gold…

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1000 Days. Yay.

Well, 1001 days, really. On my home firewall, which has been pretty well locked down:

[elbles@socrates ~]$ uptime

10:43:07 up 1001 days,  1:24,  1 user,  load average: 0.00, 0.00, 0.00

Whenever this guy dies, this is what’ll replace it.

goldenrat1o:

notthatkindagay:

switchblades:

therealestsocksinthegame:dustinc85:astronaught:

“In my family we think laughing is good. My parents raised me to have a sense of humor and to live a normal life. My mother did not carry me around under her arm like a loaf of French bread the way former Governor Palin carries her son Trig around looking for sympathy and votes.”
 -Andrea Fay Friedman, voice actress played the character depicted as having Down syndrome on the recent episode of Family Guy. Of special significance, Friedman herself has Down syndrome. (via NYT)

goldenrat1o:

notthatkindagay:

switchblades:

therealestsocksinthegame:dustinc85:astronaught:

“In my family we think laughing is good. My parents raised me to have a sense of humor and to live a normal life. My mother did not carry me around under her arm like a loaf of French bread the way former Governor Palin carries her son Trig around looking for sympathy and votes.”

-Andrea Fay Friedman, voice actress played the character depicted as having Down syndrome on the recent episode of Family Guy. Of special significance, Friedman herself has Down syndrome. (via NYT)