Tired of people “borrowing” your pen all the time? Well, give ‘em a little shock with these subversively funny pens. Each of them are printed with fake but very funny company names and tag lines, such as:
- Springfield Sexual Addiction Center
From PERV to PERFECT in as little as 10 days. Curbing your enthusiasm since 1998- Shecky The Clown
Bar Mitzvahs, Weddings, Interventions. Don’t forget Shecky’s dog Arlene, a little extra but worth it.- Electrolysis Is Us
The first name in unwanted hair removal. Specializing in those hard-to-reach areas- Dr. Lance Hughes, Proctology
Turn your head and cough, 301 South Main (please use rear entrance)from neatorama
This is a pretty much awesome idea.
Absolutely. I’d like to order a few for my desk, please…
